What is wrong with this picture?

Could it be that Britney is TOTALLY sporting a sad excuse for a wig!?!?
Can you (straight) guys believe that you EVER masturbated to the thought of her?

Regardless, Britney is in N'Awlins for Mardi Gras (Appropriately titled Fat Tuesday, seeing as I got my Girl Scout Cookie order today). I am glad that she is bringing some of her Southern "charm" down to the city....by the way....when was the last time she and K-Fed were photographed together.....good thing she got that Pre-nup....