THIS BUMBLEFUCK WON RUINED MY FUNWAY!

To my shock and awe, Jeffrey somehow AA'd his ass into first place in last night's season finale of Project Runway. How does a former crack-head swindle the crown off of my lovely Laura Bennett's head? I hate him. His collection was solid, but nothing spectacular. Uli actually shocked me and turned the heat up, but for some reason the judgest went with Jeffrey. It sucks, because Jeffrey already sells his clothing in high-end boutiques like Maxfield's! Even if he lost, he won. I wish Laura won so that she could stop popping out babies and finally have a career to match that NYC loft of her's.

Anyways, cheers to another wonderful season of PR. Don't forget to check out Ugly Betty tonight, bitces. xo