I GUESS MY INVITE GOT LOST IN THE MAIL...

Although this is unreadable, trust me, it's good. Above is Brangelina's registry report for their wedding gifts. Those fucking fucking BORES registered at Tiffany & Co. SNOOZE! I mean, who the FUCK needs 30 platinum edged plates that cost $45 a pop? I guess money and fame can't buy taste.

Anothing interesting tid-bit that is Angelina is listed as Angelina J. Voight and the date of the wedding is listed as well! June 27th! I am eagerly awaiting my invite to arrive....