NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!

So good ole Melanie has finally admitted to having a little problem with pills, the bottle and and some other unamed drugs. What the fuck about plastic surgery? It looks more like her lips have been addicted to pool drains more than anything else.
Poor Antonio Banderas must be pissed as hell that he married that wreck. He had a chance to marry Madonna! I hope that she has a reality show on VH1 chronicling her road to sobriety. Let's keep our fingers crossed.