PARIS HILTON BUYS A CAR...FOR A HALF A MILLION BONES

Paris Hilton has recently been spotted with a new accessory. It's the new $450,000 Mercedes McLaren SLR. I hope she crashes it but is wearing her seatbelt but can't figure out how to release it and is engulfed in flames. Or she is thrown from the car and skids on the sidewalk for 80 yards