A PUBLICISTS FAVORITE TECHNIQUE: DENY DENY DENY

Bloggers have been whispering lately that Jake G. was going to come out sometime this week and admit his love for fellow actor and friend from high school Austin Nichols. Jake's publicist has now come forward to deny deny deny the fuck out of it. I mean look at the pictures above of butch ole' Jake watching basketball with his butt buddy...I bet after watching all those sweaty men run around for hours they TOTALLY did not go home and drink some divine wine in the soft moonlight of a crisp autum evening. I bet they TOTALLY didn't awkwardly touch one another while watching TV, slowly feeling out the possibility of more and more physical contact. I'm sure they TOTALLY did not press their heaving bodies against one another in tipsy ecstasy before making sweet love to one another (sans protection) all night, waking up groggy and refreshed the next morning.

Woah....I SOOOO did not mean to go there.....