GWYNETH IS THE WORST MOTHER EVER!

Well Gwyneth "Ice Princess" Paltrow/Martin and husband Chris Martin welcomed their second child into the world over the weekend.

It's a boy! And his name is Moses. I know, what the fuck? This woman must HATE her kids if she keeps giving them the worst names ever! She really wants the whole world to look down upon her kids as much as she does. It is truly a shame that such an average looking cold hearted snatch like her made it in this world just because her 'rents had the sick hook-up.

How does Chris deal with such a cold hearted snake for a wife? How will he be able to look his children in the eyes when it comes time to answer to their demands...why did you and Mama name us tard-o names?

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