WHY WASN'T SHE CALLED PLASTIC SPICE?

Here she is....the plastic queen of all things fake Victoria Beckham. This posting has been long overdue. This woman is so fake she deserves her own fucking CUNTry...or at least a handbag line.
I fucking adore this picture of this whore. She looks all safe and comfortable in her expensive car with her hot husband and her gorgeous dead animal hugging her shoulders, but her eyes tell the truth...they are saying...Get me the FUCK outta here!

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