JAKE FAGS IT UP

Why the hell are Jake Gyllenhaal and Lance Armstrong riding their bikes on the freeway? WTF? I mean, I understand trying to save some money on gas, but come on...Didn't Lance make some cash from that clever Livestrong "charity" scam he was running?


Why oh why does Jake Gyllenhaal continue to engage in faggotry...simply to confuse the masses? Here he is riding his bike with Lance Armstrong, who now that he is cancer free has dropped Sheryl Crow-sfeet like a bag of hot potatoes.

It looks like Jake is really letting that bicycle seat ride up his man-gina. I have never wanted to be a bike seat more in my entire life.



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