woah

I don't have anything to say. I will, instead, quote one of the best movies of all time, Clueless:

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

Oh, Dammit, I am going to say something, but I will keep it to a minimum:

Lipstick on teeth, Old woman neck, stoned eyes, Fly-aways. Ok, there, I've said my peace.

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