OPRAH IS NOT A DYKE!

I smell damage control...In the August issue of O Magazine Oprah Winfrey attempts to cover up/clarify her relationship with Gayle King, her "best friend" of many years. They go on to explain that their relationship is "otherwordly" and "designed by a hand and a power greater than their own". What a load of crap. The only thing designed by a hand greater than their own is their nasty fishy lesbo tongues!

Then, they spin the ultimate gay love affair cover up line:

"The truth is, if we were gay, we would tell you, because there's nothing wrong with being gay"

Of course there is something wrong with being gay! It's gross and terribly overrated!

That is such the go to line when people are accused of being the gay. It is too politically correct. I just want Oprah to be like, "Hell no I ain't gay...Her snatch smells like drive through sushi on a hot summer's day, beyatch".

Story courtesy of AP News