WHERE THE FUCK IS SURI ALREADY!?

Here is a picture of TomKat still trying on that tired old act of "coupledom". Cute dress, Katie.

Anyways, TomKat notices that they aren't fooling a single soul with their bullshit baby so they are going to allow little Miss Suri to be photographed and put on the cover of Vanity Fair. They better think of some baby they can adopt or some little brat they can steal cause their little charade is going to go up in smoke. I love that even Anna Wintour couldn't be bothered with that little shit for brains baby. She probably saw Suri and thought she was too fat.