NAOMI CAMPBELL NEEDS A NEW ASSISTANT...ANY TAKERS?

Damn, this bitch needs to STOP having assistants, if you ask me. Reports are starting to come in that Naomi Campbell was arrested yesterday at her home in NYC at 8AM for throwing an object at her 41 year old assistant.

What the fuck was Naomi Campbell doing up at 8AM? You know she was coming down off some sort of coke binge and her assistant did something horrible like look her directly in the eyes and then she went off and threw a butcher knife at her shit.

As an assistant myself, I realize that it's difficult to keep on top of somebody's life, but come on, Naomi is a model....and she's old and barely works anymore. How hard could it be? What does Naomi require? Someone to roll up the dollar bill? Jesus!