THIS GUY FUCKS ALANIS? HUH?

I mean, for real.
First of all, did anyone even know that RyRen had this taut bod hiding underneath all that character actors chagrin? I had no idea. It's pretty nutso that he does shitty movies like Just Friends and Waiting when the Amish could wash their clothes on his belly.

And, come on, knowing that he looks like that, how long can you honestly give his relationship with Canadas favorite whiner Alanis? She better appreciate that body while she can, I have a feeling that he is going to blow up and be the perfect match for Jennifer Aniston. Genius...right?

I should be a publicist.