JESSICA ALBA HATES FANNY PACKS

Jessica Alba looks none too pleased that her eyeballs have been scorched with the image of this shirtless guy wearing a fanny pack. I mean, her face is priceless. She looks like she is about to hurl.

I bet she talked about it all day, saying that she couldn't believe that someone had the audacity to wear a fanny pack....in 2006 no less!

She should have had her personal assistant kill him, if you ask me.