THE MUTANT BABY IS BORN!

AWWWW! Ain't she cute!?!?!? I am so glad that TomKat's little angel was finally brought into the world!

The day has finally arrived, everybody. The second coming of Hubbard is upon us. Straight from the loins of Tom Cruise and Katie Homely via a surrogate and/or test tube is the birth of our very own $cientology owned baby!

The baby, born today, April 18th, at 3am is perfectly healthy and named Suri which is Hebrew for "my dad is one fucked up homo".

Blessed be this day!