SIMPSON DEVASTATED BY NICK'S TELL-ALL

Jessica Simpson is repotedly devestated that Nick Lachey released a tell-all interview he gave to US Weekly earlier this week.

Yeah right, that bitch has been fucked by so many guys she forgot she ever was married to that choad. Whenever anyone brings the interview up she just brings up the fact that she has already fucked Jude Law and Adam Levine since him. He just got a nasty slag from Laguna Beach, Kristen Cava-whats-her-fuck.

And, seriously, what the fuck is she wearing in this pic? I love those girls from Go Fug Yourself. The find Jessica in the most retarded outfits. I mean, wtf is going on with this hoe!?

She gets a double:
Homey dont play that!
Homey dont play that!