THE ANOINTED PAIR!

This, my friends, is the best representation of the second coming of Hollywood. Good ole Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has been born and this picture is the perfect representation of the hysterical shit storm that everyone is throwing. Not like I should talk, since I find time every day to talk shit about celebrities, but, this is pretty genius. The media is blowing its load just 'cause Jolie's loosey goosey coochie opened up long enough for a baby to fall out. And a baby that she actually had, not one she had to steal from some poor Nigerian who already had nothing but the love of their child. Cunt.


pic courtesy of Gallery of the Absurd