SUMMER LOVE

These pictures of Jake G are too hot for words. First of all, you know that Jake loves to "play basketball" with his guy "friends". Yeah fucking right, this is what I like to call foreplay. He's totally getting ready to mount that fool. God, Jake, I always knew you were the top...and I love it.

Oh. My. God. Could Jake melt my heart like butter on a warm day? The answer is yes. He is totally into helping little minority children learn to play. That is very Oprah-like of him. Or he's a child molester.

FAGS 'R' US

{pics courtesy of Just Jared}