MADONNA SHOCKS AGAIN

Madonna opened her "Confessions" Tour last night in Los Angeles at The Forum. The show began 50 minutes late but went off without a hitch in all other regards. The two-hour show mostly covered Madonna's newest album "Confessions of a Dancefloor".

Madonna opened the show by flying inside of a huge discoball that opened like a flower to reveal her in a domanatrix inspired jockey outfit. Other controversial highlights of the show included Madonna entering the stage hanging from a crucifix with a crown of thorns before singing the song "Live to Tell" while images of children from Third World Countries flashed behind her. Madonna also likened President Bush to Adolph Hitler and Osama Bin Laden through photagraphic images during the show. She was also said to have made a few comments about Bush and oral sex during other portions of the show.

Damn, that tired ass bitch is really trying to shock us. What would really shock me is if Madonna would stop trying to trick us with disco balls and religious crap and actually wrote a decent song without the help of the trendiest producer of the day.