STRETCH IT OUT!

Ok...wow. These pictures are really disgusting, but could it be? Could Katie Holmes have actually had a child? Is this possible? My world is crumbling around me at the thought that Katie Holmes may have had Tom Cruises penis-juice squeezed in her from some $cientologist doctor who doesn't perscribe fun pills! The horror!

On second thought, what the fuck is some photographer doing down there? And why is Homely Holmes letting her gut show? Could this be another well manuvered move to "prove" TomKat's baby isn't test-tube conceived? The horror!

I just take solace in the fact that Katie's tum-tum is forever destroyed. You may be rich as hell and a movie star, but, bitch, you still got yourself some hardcore stretchmarks! Ha!