PARIS'S PUSSY

OK, guys, make sure to double click on the pic above to see her Paris's poonani.

Wow, I thought I had seen it all until I caught wind of this beauty! Here is a canded shot of Paris Hilton, lifting her dress so you can see her full on puss. I guess this would be shocking if it weren't for the fact that the bitch has shown us her snaggle-snatch like a billion times already. This picture even makes Tara Reid look classy. If you can take your eye of Paris's pussy for a split second take a look at her enormous feet. Bitch wears something crazy like a size 13 and has to get all of her designer shoes specially made for those big boys.

Ok, stop looking at her feet now and focus, once again, at her exposed labia majora....and I do mean majora! She could probably fit a small plane up in that shit. Paris's vadge is so much more mystical and death-defying than any sad trick that chump David Blaine could come up with. A real trick would be to turn Paris into anything other than a cum-bucket.