HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO

What the fuck? Why do the Mexi's get two holidays this week? Ah, well...they better appreciate before we build a big fucking wall all up on the border.

Anyways, here are a few of my faboo picks for Mexican delights tonight:

El Coyote on Beverly Blvd. is ridiculously delish and cheap as hooker on Western. Try it out. The waitresses outfits are to die for.


Lucy's El Adobe Cafe on Melrose is another scrumptious option. It's up on Melrose across from Paramount so you can expect to see a celeb or two. There is a large outside patio with fire pit and a killer Margarita to finish you off.


Chipotle is my new fave. I have seriously had the salad with spicy Barbacoa shredded beef, grilled onions and peppers, black beans and possibly a little crack every night this week. It's good as hell and doesn't blow up the toilet on the way out! woo woo.


pic courtesy of Fantasy Bedtime Hour