STD WATCH 2006

According to reports, Paris Hilton and Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos have ended their relationship again.They were dating again? Who knew!? I know, who cares, right? They have broken up a couple times and I am so over it/them/her.

On the other hand, gentlemen, if you live in LA watch the fuck out. Scrub your dick now! Just the concept of Paris single in LA again could give you the clap! I would reccomend staying inside until she finds another slime bucket to infest with filth. Ick, I already feel itchy!

story courtesy of ABC