MADONNA AND GEORGE BUSH'S DICK

This weekend Madonna performed at six song set in the Sahara Tent at the Coachella in Indio, CA. Madonna made changes in the lyrics to her song "I Love New York" that stated "Just go to Texas and suck George Bush's dick". I liked it better when Madonna used her pussy and titties to be irreverent and timely. Now, telling people to suck the president's dick is sooooo tired.

In other Madonna news, her husband Guy Ritchie is going to follow her on her "Confessions" tour and make a behind-the-scenes documentary. That is the worst idea since they decided to make "Swept Away". This is going to be the most boring shit ever. I love me some Madonna's "Truth or Dare" documentary and I know that now that she's an old bag this docu is going to be a snoozefest. Reports are insinuating that this film is an effort to ease tension within their marriage.