BUY STOCK IN ADAM + EVE NOW!

Today, Oprah is going to dedicate her show to her new favorite designer, Adam Lippes, the head of Adam + Eve.
You know that label is about to blow the fuck up! If this is a publicly traded company, my stock tip of the day is to buy as much of that you can get your hands on! You best believe that shit is going to skyrocket!

Above is a picture of Adam. He's all young and faggy. So annoyed that's not me. Bitch.