HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Today is the 128th birthday of Cruz Hernandez Rivas, a resident of San Agustin in El Salvador. Look at this fucking HOT PIECE OF ASS! She looks fucking good! National records say that she was born May 3rd 1878. She has a pretty damn big family, too, having 13 children, 60 grandchildren, 80 great-grandchildren and 25 great-great grandchildren. Seriously, I am totally not joking, that bitch looks GREAT! I hope I look that good when I hit 30! Cute necklace!
Her birthday was celebrated with a party that included 200 revelers and family dressed as mythical figures.
Rivas spends most of her timing napping and no longer speaks, friends say. Damn, you know what? When you're ass is old as hell you can do whatever the fuck you want! Amen!


story and pic courtesy of Drudge Report