PARIS HILTON'S VAGINA IS TAKEN....

Paris Hilton, just days out of her relationship with Stavros Nachos found time in her incredibly busy schedule to stick some USC Football dick in her. Paris has been seen out on the town with Matt Leinhart, the Heisman trophy winning Quaterback for USC's Football team.

What the fuck is a Heisman trophy? And by the way, I am so glad that someone plugged that bitches hole up! I have a theory that it's a portal to another dimension and that unless there is a fat cock blocking the portal we might all be forced to deal with the wrather of her cooch and the demons that live inside of her.

And for all you sports fans (all two of you), say goodbye to Leinhart...I've heard it's already been reported that he dropped dead of the HIV. Woah...that was totally inappropriate.