HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie welcomed a baby girl into the world over the weekend, and actually named their daughter something reasonably cool, Shiloh.

What ironic timing that this weekend was also the premier of "The Break-Up", Jennifer Anistons new film which deals with her character and the travails of breaking up with a signifigant other. Appparently, on the press line, Jennifer's publicist DEMANADED that there be no mention of Brangelina's recent birth.

That kid has the most predicictable life ever. Elementary school at Open School in Santa Monica, Junior High at John Burroughs, High Scbool at Crossroads, summers in Prague or Mumbai, parley mommy and daddy's fame into a industry career filled with mediocrity. Blah! So bored already!





In other baby news, Gwen Stefani also had her child! This weekend there were some celebrity coochies stretched to the limit! This weekend, at Los Angeles's Cedars Sinai hospital, Stefani gave birth to a boy named Kingston James. You knew that one of the two had to have a weird ass name. I kinda like it anyways.....