Hold on, He's NOT gay?!

Look at these faggy ass pictures of Soccer loser David Beckham. There is much to discuss:

1. He is redder than a lobster at a clambake, for real. What the fuck, he needs to take the tanning down a notch. It's called sun block. Use it.
2. Why are his legs so beautiful and his arms so lean but he always looks so middle heavy to me. Running around the soccer field should help him get rid of those child bearing hips!
3. Love the sunglasses. Especially cause they reek of fag.
4. Two words: White Speedo.
5. Where the fuck is Posh? I bet she saw that she weighed a whole 32lbs. and was in the barfroom doing her favorite thing, puking up food she doesn't eat.

pics courtesy of Perez Hilton