DINA LOHAN CALLED HERSELF 'THE WHITE OPRAH'

According to Perez Hilton Ms. Dina Lohan recently came out and said that Lindsay's friends refer to her as the "white Oprah" and that she has been shopping a "classy" talk show to networks.

Oh.

No.

She.

Didn't.

I don't think that Oprah would be too pleased to hear that pill headed bitch Dina comparing her trashy ass to the big O. Oprah would be pissed if Mother Theresa compared herself to O. Did Mother Theresa ever give an entire auditence a bunch of cars? Nope. Regardless, Dina is also being brought up on fraud charges in court later this year. I don't think Oprah would be brought up on fraud charges. That bitch is waaaay to rich!

That bitch Dina better watch her back. If I see her I will pull her hair!