There is a lot of Paris Hilton news lately. Today, Paris releases her self titled album to
less than stellar reviews. It's not totally official yet, but it looks like we can confirm that her only talent is, in fact, storing cock in her poon.

Also, Paris is putting her king sized bed and nasty ass mattress on sale so that a whopping 10% of the profits can go to charity. Now, the obvious question here is why would anyone want to pay for herpes? Touching her mattress is like fucking like going to an orgy and not using protection and then shooting up with needles you found jammed in the arm of a dead bum on the side of the street. I actually would take my chances doing the latter than ever spending one night in the matress from hell.