Sunday Night at the Arclight OR How I Called 'Ugly Betty' a Whore

America, while in Junior High School with my friend, went by the name Georgina (America's middle name). My friend, Michael, became confused and asked America if she had heard from Georgina, and America corrected him and let him know that she IS Georgina, she is just using her first name now. After a few moments of confusion, we all started saying, "Good thing Michael didn't say, 'what happened to that WHORE Georgina??' ". We started laughing, but America WAS NOT amused. Even after one of her friends chimed in, the conversation had already taken a slightly awkard turn and we all walked away chuckling. Well, my friends were chuckling, I re-lived the experience on repeat the entire night. Ugh.
And that, is how I called Ugly Betty a whore.
Here is how my friend summed it up:
Movie Tickets: $10.00
Assorted coffee beverages: $12.50
Small popped corn:$4.00
Calling Ugly Betty a whore: Priceless
2 Comments:
Oh my god. What a great story. Seriously - a classic.
I found you on MySpace. I am not a stalker. Probably.
Rebecca Ellsworth (a friend from your sordid CTE past - insert evil laugh here)
hey there betty can u flare your nose
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