CHER HAS EMERGED

Wow, Cher has emerged from her air-tight coffin to once again expose her flesh to the outside world...and to show her new boyfriend. Where the fuck did she find this freak? He looks like a carnie and 80's acid rock stars love child. Poor Cher, her tired ass forgot what hot guys look like...so now she is stuck with this chump!

Don't forget, assholes, this bitch won an Oscar. Thats more than those Brokeback fags can say.