ISAAC HAYES DID NOT SAY THOSE THINGS!

Apparently, Isaac Hayes, who last week reportedly quit "South Park" because of conflicts of his religion, $cientology, did not quit as originally thought.

Instead, the talented musician and actor suffered a stroke on January 17th. He released that he was in the hospital due to exhaustion and never commented further.

Who, then, put these words into Hayes' mouth? Could the most powerful Hollywood cult and alien lovers have released a press statement for their member?