DAMMIT JANET!

Damn girl! You look GREAT! Janet Jackson is totally living the life I want to lead. Don't eat and work-out for a few months, drop a hot album, make tons of ca$h and then spend it all on cheeseburgers for a year or two until you want to slim down again because you want your adoring public back. She is just trying to make up for the other FREAKS in her family....and she is doing just fine, if you ask me.