MICHAEL JACKSON IS RECORDING AGAIN

Reports are coming in that Michael Jackson is going back into the studio to record an album for a 2007 release. The record is being produced for a Bahrain-based label.

Well, I am happy for two reasons:

A) The album is gonna totally be awful and I can't wait to see how truly awful it can get and...

B) Anything that keeps Jack-o off the streets and not molesting children is a good thing in my eyes.