KANYE IS GETTING MARRIED

Kanye West and his mysterious lover have gotten engaged. All that is known about the whore is that her name is Alexis (or Alex) and s/he lives overseas (in an all boy prostitution house in Thailand). Oh, and that s/he is about to be filthy fucking rich. That lucky guy. Come on, peeps, you know that Kanye is such a bottom. Some of those get-ups he gets caught in would make the boys at the Abbey cringe. Seriously.

Well I wish him and his boy toy all the best in the world.