LET THE RACE RIOTS BEGIN!

In a surprising turn, the popular reality based competition program Survivor announced that next season they will have four competing teams: African Americans, Hispanic, Asian and Caucasians.
A lot of people think this shit is racist, but I like to call it genius. That shit is gonna off the chain and you know that everyone is going to watch to see who is the real superior race. We all know the whitey's dont have a chance. If it's a physical endurance challenge the AA's are going to throw down and if its a mental agility challenge the Asians are gonna be all over that like white on rice, pun intended. Another weird fact is that out of 20 contestants, 9 are from Los Angeles.

Also, Jeff Probst is my official biggest crush. Those dimples are the biggest Weapons of Mass Destruction I've ever seen.