Oprah Stikes Again!

Oprah, much like Napoleon did before her, is expanding her vast media empire. This morning it was announced that XM Radio is going to join forces with Oprahs Harpo Radio, Inc. to create a station called Oprah & Friends and will feature shows focusing on self-improvement issues, health, fitness, spirituality and will feature (breathe, guys) a reality radio program featuring none other than (oh god, here it comes...) Oprah herself AND her best friend, Gayle! I am so f___ing excited, you guys! Gayle and Oprah's chemistry is OFF THE HIZZY! They are going to be so great together. Whenever Gayle guests on the Oprah Show you can tell that they are like the BEST of bosom buds/possible lesbian lovers. Now I might actually have to subscribe and get XM just for this joyous event!




Also, just as evidence of Oprah's immeasurable power, XM saw stocks rise 6.9% in PRE-market trading! That's ridiculous! Oprah is the modern day King Midas. It's so nice to have her as my homegirl.
Just listen to how the people at XM ate Oprah out

"Oprah Winfrey is a prolific force in our culture whose unprecedented achievements in television, film, publishing and philanthropy will bring an amazing radio experience to the XM nation of subscribers. We are proud to welcome Oprah and her talented team to the XM family"

Ummm....XM? You have something brown on your nose.




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