PROOF THAT HOMOs GET THE HOT GIRLS IN THE END

Here is a pic of the Vanity Fair cover featuring Scarlett Johansson and Kiera Nightly nude with Tom with his typical "soooo over it" look.



This month's theme is Tom Ford's Hollywood. I think that Tom Ford is a pretty sexy and stylish guide and I am actually interested in what he thinks the future of Hollywood entails. Also, I just heard that Rachel McAdams publicist failed to let her know that the cover was to be shot in the nude. So little Rachel McA strolls on in and looks around for a stylist....
Hmmm. No stylist.....strange....
Hmmmm. Where is the rack of clothes to choose from....
Uhhh...

Suddenly Rachel is on the phone with her puclicist (although I have heard she was as sweet as pie) and then excused herself from the shoot. Mysteriously, Rachel is absent from the Vanity Fair cover and her publicist is suddenly absent from Rachel's phone book....yes kiddies, Rachel fired her publicist after the incident. Coincidence? I think not.


Then that fuckin slut Scarlett waltzed in and took it all off. Dontcha just LOOOOVE Hollywood?

Thanks for the tip from AW/MJ