CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT?

Wow, this shit is pretty crazy. Let's start from the top and work out way down, shall we?
A. Curlers. What the fuck? Did she suddenly forget that she was at one point an attractive sex symbol and baby or not, it is not good for her image to be seen cavorting around country roads with her hair (which, by the way, is most likely mostly composed of extensions) in 80's style curnlers. What a tard.
B. Baby Sean Tardo Preston. That kid totally has some sort of chromosome missing. He is completely downy looking! I bet it's all that second hand pot smoke Britney inhaled as from K-Fug when she was preggers.
C. You know those nasty ass kicks are straight up from Sketchers $24.99 sale rack.
D. Her outfit may be from Judy's in 1992.
E. She is rich, why is she walking on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere? Where is the driver and the Bentley? So confused.

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