Something called the World Cup is going on....Ever heard of it?

So soccer has reached it's four year orgasm with the commencement of the World Cup in Germany. Every morning at like 4am every other country but America gives a shit about who is going to win. America did beat the Czech's and apparently they are very good, but now we still have to deal with those damn Italians! I found out Korea won, the other morning, because all the Koreans in my hood were screaming and yelling like rice went on sale.
England apparently made a bad showing and David Beckham is all crabby and you can't tell what Posh is feeling because her face is frozen and perpetually hidden behind bug-eyed sunglasses that cost $32 billion. Thats the way they roll.

Regardless, May the best immigrant win!