DUH

Wow. I never saw this one coming. This is just so revolutionary that a huge glittering superstar like Lance Bass would open his ass-er, I mean, mouth to tell the world what a flaming homo he is. This is going to change the music industry as we know it. How could a huge star tell us a secret like this, that the American public never saw coming (out). In other earth-shatteringly shocking news:

Lindsay Lohan is a crackwhore

Angelina Jolie is nice to staving African kids, but she's a real cunt to ex Friends castmates.

Oprah is rich as hell....and black!

Baby Suri has not been seen for 100 days, as of today, and her daddy is a feg who hates pills.

Renee Zellwegger squints every time someone takes a pic of her face.

Nicole Kidman hearts botox.

The Pope molests little kids.