DAVID BECKHAM AXED FROM JOLLY OLD ENGLAND'S TEAM

David Beckham has been axed from the England team after an embarassing defeat during the World Cup this year. He is still working his tired shit for Real Madrid, but his international future could be in jepoardy. His tired ass gets hurt too much to be trusted.

Whatever, he should stay home and hold up Victoria's head, since her brittle neck cannot support it herself. Oy!

I know that Becks is a total hottie, but again, he is too middle heavy! Even bent over ready to sit on a dildo I can tell those hips are huge!