LiLo dating Ryan Adams?

In Touch magazine has reported that Lindsay Lohan has been dating rocker Ryan Adams (Renee Z.'s ex, so obviously this guy has a thing for eating disorders) for months in secret! Hard to believe, seeing as CNN headlines her farts. Regardless... I really have a great feeling about this relationship, guys....they're gonna make it! Have faith.

Oh, and by the way, I found out that LiLo is actually living my dream. That bitch LIVES at the Chateau Marmont. Until her new loft is done being remodeled her residence is the good ole' Chateau. Fuckin' asswhore.