LORD OF THE FAGS

Here are some exclusive pictures from the new Lord of the Rings MUSICAL. As if Elijah Wood and that Lost guy weren't queer enough for you, now they are going to sing and dance. This is such pansy shit it makes me sick....and I'm gay!

What the fuck? It opened in Toronto, which makes it the #2 reason why the US hates Canada and considers it a tumor growing on the spleen of Democracy (second only to Celine Dion)

Oy! I don't even know what to say about these pics. Blech!