TARA STRIKES AGAIN!

God, Tara Reid, I have fucking missed your ass! Don't ever abandon me like that again! I need your trashy presence in my life...for reals.

Now, where to begin....what the fuck is wrong with your tittie? Why is the nipple IN YOU ARMPIT? What sort of blind, retarded doctor did those titties. You know she went to Mexico t get some discount and ended up with that slab of meat on her chest and was pissed as hell. Or she was so coked up she didn't care.

Secondly, why would that crazy ass bitch wear a transparant shirt and no bra with those weapons of mass destruction strapped to her chest. Oy!

Oh Tara, how I've missed you...

xoxo