IN A SURPRISING TURN, COKE DID NOT RUIN KATE MOSS'S CAREER!

Last night, because I am such a hip guy, I stayed in, got stoned, watched HGTV and read the newest Vanity Fair that lists the worlds best dresser's. The top of that list, of course, was dead-eyes Kate Moss. The article went on to let us know that Kate, after surviving the media shitstorm due to her cocaine use by taking the bold stance of NOT saying ANYTHING (no interview, no press release, no articles using quotes directly from Moss's mouth) she is actually making more money this year than last. She also has EIGHT major ad campaigns right now, including Burberry, Calvin Klein and Versace. The bitch is bigger and better than ever. Other people who made the list were OPRAH, Renee Zellwegger, David Beckham, George Clooney and Hedi Slimane.

It's Friday so here are some boobies and cooter for all the straight boys who I make feel obligated to read this faggy shit.