APPARENTLY BEING GAY OR FAT IS BAD FOR YOUR MUSIC CAREER

So Virgin Records have recently seen photos of Janet Jackson plus a little extra weight and have POSTPONED the release of her next album until she can drop twenty pounds. How fucked up is that!?!? I mean, I admit that Janet is looking a little dowdy/frumpy lately, but if she rocks out a hot album, guess what? I will go online and download that shit for free! So there! I hope that all the downloading forces all the major labels to collapse and then talent, and not weight will prevail.








Also, that huge has QUEER BALL Clay Aiken (aka Gay Aiken or Clay Gayken) has had his album put on hold as well because of allegation from John Paulus, a former Green Beret (what do they do anyways?). Now, this is way more understanable than the weight issue, because the Gaiken makes terrible elevator music that only 40 year old women with three cats listen to, so obviously, he must be destroyed. Please see the picture below.


I mean, is this picture for real? Genius. Thanks Perez!